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Why are you breaking up with the person above you? (1 Viewer)

Ol' Fartsy

Senior Member
Because you make and drink a Bloody Bacon Mary when you are not supposed to have that intoxicating level of alcohol in you at any one moment...
 

MaggieMoo

Senior Member
Because you like the idiot box... You can tell me what's happening to anyone on some silly soapie, but can't tell me what time you are due home. Stay married to the TV!
 

LaughinJim

Senior Member
You let an Army brat tamper with my lighthouse in Alexandria. Cleopatra wants a new timing mechanism for that.
 

LaughinJim

Senior Member
Because you have edited every entry in Wikipedia, inserting your own religious, political, social and cultural bias, making it the most trustworthy reference source on the planet.
 

Ol' Fartsy

Senior Member
Because you eat all of my SpaceBalls-themed Snickers and you took a dump on my lawn, emberassing my elderly neighbors!
 

Winston

WF Veterans
The car smells like cheap perfume and fish every Wednesday night. Y'know, the night you're "working late"? Get a room.
 

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