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Why are you breaking up with the person above you? (2 Viewers)

Crowley K. Jarvis

WF Veterans
Actually, it's your beard! I just can't tolerate this excessive rug burn! ...And It makes me jealous and insecure about my own delightful lack of mustache!
 

Loveabull

Senior Member
Because of your great love of The BeeGees...I'd rather be in a padded room with thrash metal...shrieking chipmunks, and the penguin sex was getting old...
 

Darkkin

WF Veterans
You ate the last cupcake...now all that's left is a broken Oreo and anyone who is anybody knows that there is nothing more pathetic or sadder than a broken Oreo!
 

KLJo

Senior Member
Because Musichal and my Mom's disclosure of their relationship has put images in my head that cannot be unseen.
I'm afraid that from here on out it is an asexual pirate's life for me.
 

Harper J. Cole

Creative Area Specialist (Speculative Fiction)
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Chief Mentor
We can't go on like this. You've been toying with my heart like a cat with a ball of string. It's over. :(
 

TJ1985

Senior Member
The incessant belching was simply too much for me to handle, especially during the sermon in church. The PA system picked it up and, thanks to the auditorium effect, it felt like everyone just heard an eructation in a coal mine. Intolerable.
 

Darkkin

WF Veterans
Channeling Eliza Doolittle: 'Words, words, words! I'm so sick of words! I get words all day through, first from him, now from you. Is that all you blighters can do?' (Curtsies, walks away, pauses: facepalm: It is a writing forum, isn't it.).
 

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