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Why are you breaking up with the person above you? (2 Viewers)

lasm

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Because you dusty old tenured professors need to quit resting on your laurels and get with the times! How many monographs on Joyce can one person write, anyway?
 

Ol' Fartsy

Senior Member
Because of your ridiculously large rump roast never came out the same when you put it on the '69 Dodge Charger engine.
 

Wessik

Senior Member
Because you insist that my research on quantum loop gravity as a viable alternative to string theory is complete hokum even though you're a big meanie head and I know you are but what am I.

Also, trouble in paradise.
 

Winston

WF Veterans
Because when you built that supercollider, you tore up my back yard. Kentucky Bluegrass is hard to grow, you know.

Just had to top CERN, didn't ya?
 

Ol' Fartsy

Senior Member
Because you forgot to tell me that Optimus Prime was going to blow up the ship that Megatron built to exterminate the Autobots with!
 

Winston

WF Veterans
Because you cut the brake lines on my car. Twice. And laughed when I got out of the hospital each time.
 

LaughinJim

Senior Member
If by that you mean learning curve, you are absolutely right. I would that it were vertical but that is not possible so I'll settle for a hyperbola. Now that we have that out of the way: We're through because you think you can solve every problem with a whisp of grapeshot and life is just a wee bit more complicated than that.
 

LaughinJim

Senior Member
That sound's like some real sour mashed potatoes.

Because you wrote the Pergatorio but not the Inferno, the one that really needed your attention.
 

LaughinJim

Senior Member
Because you laughed when I asked you to go whale watching with me and then cried when I took you to the mirror.
 

Ol' Fartsy

Senior Member
Because you never wanted to eat at the Crab Shack again after they told you that you were eating the cheapest crabcakes in town.
 

Vitaly Ana

WF Veterans
Its a shame because she is a sweet gal who knows how to have fun, but Sunny hails from Canada and Canada is just too dang' cold!
 

LaughinJim

Senior Member
Because I am moving in the other direction: to a bunker deep beneath the Earth where I will supervise the removal of all oil wealth from countries that don't deserve it, and give it to countries who are committed (really committed, not nominally committed) to alternative sources of energy.
 

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