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Why are you breaking up with the person above you? (2 Viewers)

lasm

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Because you keep saying you're breaking up with LaughinJim, but clearly you just get right back together again!
 

lasm

WF Veterans
I just can't take this BS silent treatment from you anymore, you cold-hearted bastard. :sorrow:
 

Kevin

WF Veterans
I'm tired of this 'gay' thing: just me and Rosey Palm all the time...I want a woman's touch.
 

LaughinJim

Senior Member
Because you thought that Riverdance was Riverpants and Michael Flatley had dove into the Liffey with his trousers on to give them that skin-tight look.
 

Winston

WF Veterans
Because you blew my entire paycheck on those "collectible mail-order gnomes" from the late night infomercial. And you didn't even buy me a can of that spray-on wonder sealer. Or the ceramic knives. I'm taking my state quarter collection and leaving.
 

lasm

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Ah, Winston. It's not you, it's me. Me and the giant, horrendous running sores that you gave me.
 

Ol' Fartsy

Senior Member
Because you are married to the biggest, darkest chocolate bar I have ever seen! And you want to sleep with it! (How Horrible!)
 

lasm

WF Veterans
You're so judgmental about other people's fetishes! As if it were totally normal that you need an audience of bodiless dollheads to watch you as you fall asleep. Well, Fartsy, it's creepy. Adieu.
 

lasm

WF Veterans
The embarrassment you made me suffer through at that chocolate-eating contest? I'll never get over it.
 

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