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Why are you breaking up with the person above you? (1 Viewer)

LaughinJim

Senior Member
Because when you swim in our pool, we have to drain it and replace the water. I wish that you would remove the jet propulsion system from your posterior.
 

Winston

WF Veterans
Because you keep wearing your Who concert shirt from thirty years ago. You've put on twenty pounds, and it hasn't looked good on you since Bush was in office (the first one). You could try washing it as well. At least once.
 

Ol' Fartsy

Senior Member
Because you and your typewritng primate are doing things that are not to be done together. Stop 'sleeping' toether.
 

Ol' Fartsy

Senior Member
Because you are the worse when you are not hearing me say that I had a meeting that most likely will go on until really late!
 

Winston

WF Veterans
Because you don't think there is a difference between an oral and rectal thermometer. If you're still around next time I get sick, I think I'll just die instead.
 

LaughinJim

Senior Member
Because as Popeye said, "That's all we can stands and we can't stands no more." Time for a rethink. Aufweidersehen.
 

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