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Why are you breaking up with the person above you? (1 Viewer)

Offeiriad

Senior Member
A new game I found and wanted to start here. Doesn't matter what your reason, just share. So whoever replies will have to state why they are breaking up with me. :glee:
 

Kevin

WF Veterans
Cause I'm a loner...ya...I'm a lone wolf...that needs to... wander, under the stars, by himself....without a...home and uh...ya. Here's a tissue. Ya. No. You're better off without me. It would never work out.
 

Offeiriad

Senior Member
I'm breaking up with justbishop because she keeps knitting baby booties and baby clothes and insisting I can fit in them. :grumpy:
 

Terry D

Retired Supervisor
Because nobody should be that pleasant all the time!

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Because TBK is too darned quick.
 

Kevin

WF Veterans
The last straw was the toilet seat. I go in there, first thing in the morning, you know, and he's left the damn toilet seat up. I almost fell right in. I just can't take it anymore. What?! Well, ya, I leave it up, too, but that's not the point... (*whew*)
 
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Offeiriad

Senior Member
I'm breaking up with Sunny because she expects ME to shovel up the snow in the winter AND make her an entire snow family out of the shoveled snow.
 

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