Lol! And you haven’t gone crazy?What kind of mechanical psychotic weirdo would publish something and not read the reviews? My God. I'm in a facebook group about one of my works, which was started in 2008, and for the last 13 years I've read every single word.
I’m no where near having to choose yet, but I had always planned to take the advice to not read the reviews. It sounds like you interact with your reviewers? Is that right?