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The opening line from an Amazon review of my book... (1 Viewer)

Davi Mai

Senior Member
... "This has got to be one of the stupidest books I have ever read."

She still gave me 3 stars though! lol. I'll take it. :cool:
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Xander416

Senior Member
Link or it didn't happen!

Seriously, this is a review I'd actually like to read, since I'm curious as to what the rest of it entailed.
 

Davi Mai

Senior Member
If I link it, then it will show where to buy my book, and I don't think I'm allowed to do that as a new member? (not that anyone would buy it anyway - they can have it for free if they want)

but here's the review in all it's glory...

This has got to be one of the stupidest books I have ever read. Thank goodness I knew I was going to get exactly what I expected and approached it with a sense of humor. Imagine Japanese tentacle hentai, replace it with giant lizards and there you have it. Giant lizard aliens out farming semen from earthlings (slugs) because it contains elementium, which is worth a lot of money. Only a male author would put such value on semen. ::rolling my eyes::. The writing is ok just not exactly sophisticated. This is for all those teenaged boys and girls out there who want their first exposure to sci fi porn. I don't expect this to be on any best seller lists, but it was a fun distraction
 

Darren White

co-owner and admin
Staff member
Co-Owner
If I link it, then it will show where to buy my book, and I don't think I'm allowed to do that as a new member?
Since you have 12 posts, you are not a new member anymore. You can link to your book here. Better even, you can put the link in your signature. That way it will be shown in every post you make.
You can find the Settings on top of this page. Settings > My Settings (menu bar to the left) > Edit Signature.
Good luck :)
 
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Davi Mai

Senior Member
hey thanks. I might not link that one, as it appears to be unpopular. but I'll link a better one, just for kicks.
Are we allowed to offer forum members free stuff, or that's frowned upon? I have audiobooks to give away. I'm not in it for the money. - yeah I know, they all say that :)
 
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PiP

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Hi Davi, as a FoWF you can also

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Xander416

Senior Member
If I link it, then it will show where to buy my book, and I don't think I'm allowed to do that as a new member? (not that anyone would buy it anyway - they can have it for free if they want)

but here's the review in all it's glory...

This has got to be one of the stupidest books I have ever read. Thank goodness I knew I was going to get exactly what I expected and approached it with a sense of humor. Imagine Japanese tentacle hentai, replace it with giant lizards and there you have it. Giant lizard aliens out farming semen from earthlings (slugs) because it contains elementium, which is worth a lot of money. Only a male author would put such value on semen. ::rolling my eyes::. The writing is ok just not exactly sophisticated. This is for all those teenaged boys and girls out there who want their first exposure to sci fi porn. I don't expect this to be on any best seller lists, but it was a fun distraction
Have to say, she's a pretty good sport. lol
 
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