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Post the worst songs...ever! (1 Viewer)

mrmustard615

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Retired Supervisor
I am not exactly seeking sympathy from younger posters but we oldies lived through this. Choosing the one with the big boobs does not really work here. :blue:


I keep forgetting with all the bad TV out there today, I forgot that we had to suffer through Lawrence Welk :nightmare:
 

Blade

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WF Veterans
I keep forgetting with all the bad TV out there today, I forgot that we had to suffer through Lawrence Welk :nightmare:
What do you mean 'we' white man ? Do you remember 'parents', we were dragged along for the ride. :mask:
 

Blade

Creative Area Specialist (Fiction)
WF Veterans
Or something like this?

[video=youtube;v0bMs7XZOhQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0bMs7XZOhQ[/video]

You don't need a wind man to tell which way the wind blows.
 

T.S.Bowman

CoF Challenge Host
WF Veterans
Let us not forget THIS particular piece of drivel.

[video=youtube;HyTpu6BmE88]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyTpu6BmE88[/video]
 

mrmustard615

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Retired Supervisor
Let us not forget THIS particular piece of drivel.

OMG, she of the Psychic Friends Network :cower:

And here's my daily contribution


From the Donna Reed show. Notice how "Dad" looks so touched (in the head maybe)

[video=youtube;HmhPKWRrBro]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmhPKWRrBro[/video]


Aww! Isn't he a good son?
 
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mrmustard615

Music Guru
Retired Supervisor
I was going to wait for this one but I'm having embedding difficulties so...

Gregg Allmann and Cher after the latter’s divorce from Sonny. No sexism in that group name. Nuh uh.

[video=youtube;AkNYa4xyA44]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkNYa4xyA44[/video]

In the words of Leonard Pinth-Garnell of SNL fame, That was bad wasn’t it?

(And my method worked (hee hee)
 

mrmustard615

Music Guru
Retired Supervisor
Now now be nice to Yoko :apple:

Now for my moldy oldie of the day. This from a man with a flair for the dramatic.

[video=youtube_share;yYFKS3xxF3M]http://youtu.be/yYFKS3xxF3M[/video]

Such a cheesy song, this video just adds to the, er,drama.
 

mrmustard615

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Retired Supervisor
And a true classic from the one hit wonders of 1976

[video=youtube_share;Fz1ex78QeQI]http://youtu.be/Fz1ex78QeQI[/video]

Anyone watch the movie PCU where the heroes trap the faculty in a room and they have to listen to this song? Yeah it’s that excruciating.
 

stevesh

Senior Member
Kind of a surprise that this sucks so badly, since it's from the usually reliable Dr. Hook and was written by the great Shel Silverstein:

[video=youtube;UPrixYOTNHw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UPrixYOTNHw[/video]
 

stevesh

Senior Member
If you haven't heard this, be sure to have something handy to hurl into before you click Play.

[video=youtube;rZiEY3O-FWk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rZiEY3O-FWk[/video]
 

Kevin

WF Veterans
hahaha ... you're just a sour-puss man. that's a such a sweet song. ^^^ Seasons in the Sun inspired me... to want to smash my radio.
 

mrmustard615

Music Guru
Retired Supervisor
Kind of a surprise that this sucks so badly, since it's from the usually reliable Dr. Hook and was written by the great Shel Silverstein:

I have a feeling we might disagree but their later stuff was oh so much worse :cower:

If you haven't heard this, be sure to have something handy to hurl into before you click Play.

Interesting story on this one. Bobby Goldsboro was reportedly upset with the Smothers Brothers when they spoofed this song in the Honey House skit. Great (er bad) choices Stevesh.
 

mrmustard615

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Retired Supervisor
Many people would call this the worst song ever. From a once famous teen idol all grown up

[video=youtube_share;-ZNtcCM3Cvo]http://youtu.be/-ZNtcCM3Cvo[/video]

Would you want to put your head on his shoulder?
 

mrmustard615

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Retired Supervisor
This classic pretty much signaled the end of this band

[video=youtube_share;3cShYbLkhBc]http://youtu.be/3cShYbLkhBc[/video]

The video was about as robotic as the song itself.
 

Ethan

WF Veterans






SUBMIT CORR

Friends there's somethin' been hauntin' me and I just got to tell you bout it
I saw an accident one day that would chill the heart of any man
And teach them not to drink a drop while the steering wheel's in their hand
This awfull accident occurred on the 20th day of May
And caused two dear little children to be sleeping beneath the clay
These two little kids walked side by side along the state highway
Their poor old mother she had died and their daddy had run away
As these two little kids walked arm in arm how sad their hearts did feel
When around the curb came a speeding car with a drunk man at the wheel
The drunk man saw the two little kids and he hollered a drunken sound
Get out of the road you little fools and the car it brought them down
The bumper struck the little girl taking her life away
While the little boy in a puddle of blood in the ditch lying there did lay
The drunk man staggered from his car to see the damage that he had done
And he let out a yell you could hear for miles when he recognized his dying son
Such mourning from a drunken man I've never heard before
While kneeling at the running board he prayed to heavens door
Saying oh God please forgive me for this awful crime I've done
And his attention then was called away by the words of his dying son
And he said daddy why did you do this to us how come you run us to the ground
It was you and mommy we was talking about when the car it brought us down
And I was just telling little sister that I knew we'd see you again someday
But daddy why did it have to be like this why did it have to be this way
Why daddy why

P.S. I included the lyrics in case you don't want to be subjected to this link.
LISTENING DISCRETION IS ADVISED


http://youtu.be/cH-kykDYQw0


 

mrmustard615

Music Guru
Retired Supervisor






SUBMIT CORR

Friends there's somethin' been hauntin' me and I just got to tell you bout it
I saw an accident one day that would chill the heart of any man.....


P.S. I included the lyrics in case you don't want to be subjected to this link.
LISTENING DISCRETION IS ADVISED





One of those classic honky tonk death songs eh?

I'm sorry everyone, this wins. No ifs ands or buts.

And on the more opposite end time wise. I take it the guy needed singing lessons in the worst way. Please tell me this was not a hit. :cower:

Awful, just Awful
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Blade

Creative Area Specialist (Fiction)
WF Veterans
This thread brought to mind the Sing along with Mitch show featuring Mitch Miller. I remember him as a friendly looking sort but in this clip he looks positively fiendish.:twisted: I would not recommend watching the whole thing as the first 30 seconds is plenty. Mitch leads an all white, all male choir with lyrics posted on the screen for singing along.:dejection:

This show was big in its day.:icon_shaking2:

[video=youtube;9dY9gtYeHhk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dY9gtYeHhk[/video]
 

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