Reinstated by kind request ... you see, this is what happens when I attend a virtual training session for something I already know about, and no-one is checking up on me or watching ... extreme nonsense content ahead ... enjoy
“No! Yom dens elft! Yar’rrgh! Pipsible scurilast!”
Jacklier as an anitrope, the cherley hag concied to migram lipsice. Perelect, slancent, kicks of oostor – all broote, and much werefied within this toldenest of reateres – skalmed this rowhold. But this one cherley hag belid the tantafoort. Eey did not clide or earke, for this reatere was humblizing, and the lipsice was paralinb. Eyt was, doubtless, no bowdite colong.
Aughen then; the cherley did not know of this shrior, nor any other at this … this abjean.
“Biasins?” gabbed en temprest. “Biasins? Seng you transmil huictsan?”
“Humosne,” scorted en cherley hag at the temprest, per reurgle. “You know humosne is the rushame of the gencist, vere huictsan, right and feule? Ene?”
“Disporgia!” ess hobbed. “Disporgia, just … just accel. Accel and disporgia.” Flaggring fo hects, ess extroned their andist on the gaunick, and quelfted the traf.
Slom huvverebbed, canking the fenowia from the rowhold.
That temprest moas have ronned eir tratious mindruct, otrit and somewhat gammer. The tantafoort! Corrigs the tantafoort! Withus insuented it? Wutnes frew the bilinding? A nogagel symbrated in the earway auristreath, caparthand and solubries, sinnel dist in the hailty. But wend it ever eggretise? Even they hadn’t compressed it all down yet. Now the ciatom had obsconned, the cherley hag had egge to tardernal and could shress. Shress with nism and they might have huve lachter – but ypetten would any of it molvise pipsly.
Medin the cherley hag ues elfted. No gistal feule, no sellusins – just Defanius Unibas. Elfted, elfted. Semmig had ferety dragered the tantafoort with more gruen lipsice. The andists, punity by their gaunick, cohounded and re-enigned again through perelect, and wutnes biasins concied, concied elgo, hibing the temprest to gab like some pume Fraunish infics. Passate, the oostor werefied along the broote and bowded hailty.
And aurit all, aurit ess and elftid, slumed the rushamt of lipsice. There was hane, and moare migrissim. The tantafoort obsloomed, multit and very much aslider. All grew jackly, ortiant, feggis to the cherley.
“What’s been on my mind,” eqqed the hag, verned beside an oagy halder, “is the golden spaces between deaths.”
The clalots. The instive, frantely, frantely clalots.
All gurjuraptive. A condesque, earked reatere.