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Joey and Joey (1 Viewer)


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Joey Tempest to Joey Ramone:

-Dude, you need a haircut.
-Talk for yourself, you look like a bum.
-Come on, I’ve had this look since 1984,
-I can tell. It’s just so outdated.
-Oh yeah? Well, you look like a freaking freak.
-That’s because I’m dead.
-Na-ah, you’re not, I would’ve heard about it.
-Your ears must be full of wax.
-Na-ah, I cleaned them this morning.
-Well, maybe you’re half deaf after a whole life on stage.
-Maybe, but I still say I would have heard of it.
-Well, I am dead and that’s that. So are Johnny and Dee Dee too, if you didn’t know.
-Na-ah, why are you saying these awful things?
-I’m sorry, I know it must feel awful.
-Are you crying?
-Yes you are. Come here Joey. You need a hug.