Just follow these simple steps:
1. First of all: America is ALWAYS wrong. (very important base for every argument)
2. If people say something good about America, immediately inform them that they’re a right-wing, redneck, Christian, capitalist pig who has a blind love for an evil empire.
3. If for some reason it becomes clear that the US government is right, get off that topic immediately by pointing out all its faults.
4. If you’re a non-American, then you’re all set. Just point out all the problems with US foreign policy and blame it on US citizens. And to make it look like you’re being fair, criticize your own nation but make sure you point out the fact that it’s nowhere near as bad as the US. That’s key.
5. If a Christian points out something good about America, just tell them how stupid they are for believing in God and how religion is to blame for the greatest atrocities all throughout history.
6. Blame all the problems of the world on America. More specifically blame them on Republicans. And even more specifically blame them on Bush.
7. Finally never EVER talk about ways to improve America. As long as America is being all evil, you’ll have something to complain about.
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I guarantee if you follow these seven rules, you’ll be on your way to becoming a whiney, bitching anti-American. George Bush sucks!
1. First of all: America is ALWAYS wrong. (very important base for every argument)
2. If people say something good about America, immediately inform them that they’re a right-wing, redneck, Christian, capitalist pig who has a blind love for an evil empire.
3. If for some reason it becomes clear that the US government is right, get off that topic immediately by pointing out all its faults.
4. If you’re a non-American, then you’re all set. Just point out all the problems with US foreign policy and blame it on US citizens. And to make it look like you’re being fair, criticize your own nation but make sure you point out the fact that it’s nowhere near as bad as the US. That’s key.
5. If a Christian points out something good about America, just tell them how stupid they are for believing in God and how religion is to blame for the greatest atrocities all throughout history.
6. Blame all the problems of the world on America. More specifically blame them on Republicans. And even more specifically blame them on Bush.
7. Finally never EVER talk about ways to improve America. As long as America is being all evil, you’ll have something to complain about.
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I guarantee if you follow these seven rules, you’ll be on your way to becoming a whiney, bitching anti-American. George Bush sucks!
