Just follow these simple steps:
1. First of all: America is ALWAYS right. (very important base for every argument)
2. If people question the intentions of the US government, immediately inform them that they’re anti-American and siding with the enemy.
3. If for some reason it becomes clear that the US government is wrong, get off that topic immediately by pointing out the many faults of other nations or the “left”.
4. Always talk about the great achievements of the US, but never its crimes. After all, any crimes the US committed in the past aren’t relevant today. Yes, sometimes America does some bad things, but we should be looking to the future. But never EVER let people forget the great atrocities of other nations. That’s key.
5. Blame the media for putting too much emphasis on anything that implicates the US in a crime, and point out how everyone is out to bring America down.
6. If someone points out the faults of Bush or Republicans, fight back by pointing out the faults of Kerry and the Democrats. It’s a good way to forget about the problems with Republicans, and you’ll feel better. Trust me.
7. Finally, never EVER talk about ways to improve America. Just use the old line “love it or leave it”. That never fails.
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I guarantee if you follow these seven rules, you’ll be on your way to becoming a respectful, upstanding citizen of this great nation. Go USA!
1. First of all: America is ALWAYS right. (very important base for every argument)
2. If people question the intentions of the US government, immediately inform them that they’re anti-American and siding with the enemy.
3. If for some reason it becomes clear that the US government is wrong, get off that topic immediately by pointing out the many faults of other nations or the “left”.
4. Always talk about the great achievements of the US, but never its crimes. After all, any crimes the US committed in the past aren’t relevant today. Yes, sometimes America does some bad things, but we should be looking to the future. But never EVER let people forget the great atrocities of other nations. That’s key.
5. Blame the media for putting too much emphasis on anything that implicates the US in a crime, and point out how everyone is out to bring America down.
6. If someone points out the faults of Bush or Republicans, fight back by pointing out the faults of Kerry and the Democrats. It’s a good way to forget about the problems with Republicans, and you’ll feel better. Trust me.
7. Finally, never EVER talk about ways to improve America. Just use the old line “love it or leave it”. That never fails.
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I guarantee if you follow these seven rules, you’ll be on your way to becoming a respectful, upstanding citizen of this great nation. Go USA!