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Hello! How are you? Good, good...(Awkward silence) (1 Viewer)

gwell66

Senior Member
Don't you wish you could skip pesky introductions to people you don't plan on talking to?
Hi, I'm Graham with the Introbot 22. (We can't wait to get to the thousandth version so it can sound futuristic)
That's it. I'm just here to hawk my robot. I don't want you to say, "Hi!" I'm not here to get my debut novel torn apart after working on it for a year. Nope Definitely not. So there's no reason to greet me.

Close that! Don't you do it! Don't you give me a courteous greeting. NO! Bad! Close tab.

Sigh. Fine, if you insist.

(What if I'm actually really grateful? Is it possible I made a convobot bc I fear the loneliness and isolation of being ignored? To avoid the terror of awkward silence, I let the robot take the risk for me. Or am I just a jerk? Can't it be both?)

I wanted to reward anyone who opens this with something silly and different. Hopefully it worked, haha.
 

Foxee

Patron
Patron
I am greeting you with malice aforethought.

Hello.

painful and awkward silence ensues as predicted...

Okay! Now that we have that out of the way, howareya? Yep, that was different! You aren't planning on being trouble and just creating random robots are you? Because we'd probably just put them to work here.

Nice to meet you. (Ha. Take THAT!)
 

gwell66

Senior Member
I am greeting you with malice aforethought.

Hello.

painful and awkward silence ensues as predicted...

Okay! Now that we have that out of the way, howareya? Yep, that was different! You aren't planning on being trouble and just creating random robots are you? Because we'd probably just put them to work here.

Nice to meet you. (Ha. Take THAT!)

Trouble? Yes. Creating random robots? Heck no! All my robots are made purposefully.

I went and got myself a fox avatar, too. He's a reader. It's perfect! Fox Bros. unite!
 

gwell66

Senior Member
Greetings human.
I was just looking at your interview! Thanks for the greeting, sir!

"Long ago I read an interview by a literary agent, in it, he said that a writer’s first novel is often an autobiography, although the story is often told via allusion. That’s the way my Outlaw series came to be."


This is exactly what gave rise to my first novel (It's not a 1 for 1 thing. A significant chunk of my life was put into the main character and dialed up to 11).

Really cool and fascinating to see this thought of telling an autobiography through allusion has driven more starts than just my own.
 
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gwell66

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Hello <insert name here>, and welcome to the forums from Respond-o-bot, your friendly greeting companion.

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Have a nice day.
Ugh, another automated message. I hate bo-uh I mean....(looks at my own post). Well, shoot. I make the damn things, I never said I like 'em
 
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