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JustRob

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If you have flu-like symptoms then that could be analogy. Silly me, it's most likely actually a simile. No, hang on, that's a spoonerism. That's a shame, that I can't think of a pun for that.
 

Aquarius

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‘The evening news start with ‘Good Evening’ and then tell us that it isn’t anything of the kind.’ Anon.
 

Tim

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Two guys walking down the street see a dog licking his private bit. One guy says, "Gee I wish I could do that."

The other guy says, "Perhaps you should pat him first."
 

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