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    Member BurntMason84's Avatar
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    Life is like a strange piece of food you've never seen before. You can smell it, feel it, and weigh it, but will never know what it tastes like until you take a bite of it. Of course, once you take a bite, it's too late to decide whether you like it or not.
    Last edited by BurntMason84; March 10th, 2015 at 06:03 AM.
    When life gives you lemons... don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!
    I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
    Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!
    - Cave Johnson, Aperture Science

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    Life is like a school’s mean girl. You’ll never know what’s her mood today.

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    Life is like shooting fish in a barrel; savage, messy, and pretty pointless.

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    Life is like a cruel lover. One day, she'll hold you in her most deep embrace and give you all the love you want. And the next day, she'll hurt you and scream at you and make you feel like complete shit.

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    Scrawled on a certain wall in Tuttons eaterie in Covent Garden: Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you've got, the less shit you taste...
    A man in possession of a wooden spoon must be in want of a pot to stir.

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