One Night In Malibu


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  1. #1
    Buzz
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    EXT. - Streets of Malibu - Night

    After finding out his girlfriend of 5 years was cheating on him with another man, GEL MIBSON hits the bars to drown his sorrows in alcohol. He then hits the road at top speed and is pulled over by a female officer.

    GEL MIBSON
    Yo! Sugar Tits! You must be Jewish.

    MS. OFFICER
    What Gel, What do you want now?
    I'm not Jewish.

    GEL MIBSON
    I want to see some proof.

    MS. OFFICER
    How do I prove that to you.

    Music starts playing. Boom chicka, boom chicka, boom chicka..

    GEL MIBSON
    You are responsible for all the wars in the world.

    MS. OFFICER
    Jews?

    A big rig diesel truck zooms by, muffling what Gel says next.

    GEL MIBSON
    No, Women.

    MS. OFFICER
    Get in the car, I'm taking you..

    GEL MIBSON
    I knew that's why you pulled me over.

    MS. OFFICER
    ..to jail.

    GEL MIBSON
    I own Malibu, therefore I own you.
    So I'm taking you to jail!!!

    MS. OFFICER
    What?

    GEL MIBSON
    (slurred) Get in the god damn car.

    GEL MIBSON
    I'll ride in the back.

    MS. OFFICER
    Sure, whatever you say.

    GEL MIBSON
    Cause I don't trust you people driving.

    MS. OFFICER
    Jews? Get in the car you scumbag.

    Another big rig diesel truck zooms by, muffling what Gel says next as he gets in the car.


    GEL MIBSON
    No, women drivers.

    MS. OFFICER
    What? I didn't hear that.
    Just sit back and try not to
    throw up on my seats.

    GEL MIBSON
    That's all you care about??
    Huh!!
    (slurred) Your precious seats.

    MS. OFFICER
    I don't have time for this.

    GEL MIBSON
    (slurred) Let me drive.
    Before you kill us both.

    MS. OFFICER
    No. Sit back and be quiet.
    Nobody is trying to kill you.

    GEL MIBSON
    You are all a like! Hypocrites!

    Gel notices a dunkin donuts.

    GEL MIBSON
    Stop here and get some
    donuts you cheapskate.

    MS. OFFICER
    What are you trying to say Gel?
    Just say it.

    GEL MIBSON
    I'm not giving you my money.

    MS. OFFICER
    You think Jews want your money???
    I've had about enough of you.

    Ms. Officer turns up the radio as Gel responds.

    GEL MIBSON
    No women.

    MS. OFFICER
    What? I can't hear you.
    Just sit back and enjoy the music.

    GEL MIBSON
    (slurred) You want diamonds,
    pearls, the house, cars,
    it's never enough is it!

    Ms. Officer pulls into the station and walks Gel in. Then the report reads defamatory comments against Jews. Gel is then infuriated.

    MS. OFFICER
    Stop banging your head on the bars Gel!

    GEL MIBSON
    I'm not racist sugar tits.

    SEARGANT
    I've heard enough son.
    Lights out.

    Lights are all turned off in hopes Gel goes to sleep.

    INT. JAIL CELL - PITCK BLACK - NIGHT

    GEL MIBSON
    Good night sugar tits.
    Last edited by Buzz; August 19th, 2006 at 08:29 AM.

  2. #2
    saintoflight
    Guest
    No offence but there wasn't much of a story to this and the characters bored me. Keep writing anyway though, lol.

  3. #3
    I like it. Light hearted, funny(ish) and smooth in flow. Post more, me thinks
    To write is human, to edit is divine.

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