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    Granted.

    The goblin's take you to their fantastic sky palace, unimaginatively located in the sky, where you are fed alien fruit, and cucumbers. During one particularly exciting party, you drink too much elderflower cordial and start doing Elvis impersonations. You are shot on the spot.

    I wish played the guitar like Jimi Hendrix.
    C.A.

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    Granted, but a blind clans meber mistakes you for the real Jimi Hendrix and you are now lynced.

    I was wish I was a millionare.
    Yesterday, there was so many things I was never shown
    Suddenly this time I found I'm on the streets and I'm all alone
    'Cause yesterday's got nothin' for me
    Old pictures that I'll always see
    Time just fades the pages In my book of memories

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    Granted,
    But you only become one by discovering an oil well which, by some cruel trick of fate, is set alight and melts your face off, thus rendering you hideous. You are chased by shin-kicking children everywhere you go. You have now become obese and as you run away, trip and begin to roll down the street and are mistaken for a tank.
    "The Russians are coming!" They scream, as the military arives.
    You are nuked at least fifteen times because of your excess blubber and single-handedly throw the world into armageddon.
    YOU MONSTER!!!!!
    I wish I had a thousand decapitated heads in my toilet.
    Shatter shatter, burn and scatter.
    Dread, Dead, Hole in the Head.

  4. #24
    Granted
    But one head was still connected to the body and still alive. It wanted out and whenever you try to use the bathroom it bites and screams at you. Now you have to use public bathrooms and there is a bathroom stalker following you and he always trys to be a peeping tom. You can never use the bathroom again and you explode in a messy mess in New York trying to get away from your stalker and the city is covered and is immediatley desserted.
    I wish i had three nice dogs that never do anything wrong.

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    Granted.

    An aged sailor named 'Black Eyed Pete' visits your residence to give you the dogs. He makes himself at home, introduces you to your three new kanines, then proceeds to urinate on your sofa. Unlucky.

    I wish I had a freekin' drink.
    C.A.

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    Granted, but then you suddenly find yourself teleported to the U.S. and you are busted for underage drinking.



    I wish more of the members would spell-check their posts...

    --DM--
    "When you catch an adjective, kill it. No, I don't mean utterly, but kill most of them—then the rest will be valuable." - Mark Twain

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    [ot:8b460ae5f0]Pah, canines isn't a word I use a great deal. Logging on a bit late aren't we daniela?[/ot:8b460ae5f0]
    Granted.

    Nationwide, people embrace the spell checking facilities of Microsoft Word. All work becomes spell checked, and misspelling is deemed a thing of the past. Two weeks later, you are butchered by an infuriated axe-wielding dictionary salesman.

    I wish I was a moderator.
    C.A.

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    Granted, but the forums are shut down the next day by a virus from an irate member who got one of your honest-but-blunt reviews.


    I wish that I had a few more hours of daylight today...



    [ot:a5f0f4eb86]I had not realised that you spelled "canine" wrong, Pawn. My wish was directed at all of the forum members who frequently make errors. You can have a misspelled word occasionally, we will not think any less of you. Of course, the fact that you make mistakes means you are not the all-powerful god that you think you are. [/ot:a5f0f4eb86]
    "When you catch an adjective, kill it. No, I don't mean utterly, but kill most of them—then the rest will be valuable." - Mark Twain

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    Granted.

    An unnatural daylight ensues, causing religious fundamentalists around the world to proclaim the arrival of the day of judgement. During your extra hours, you're called by your long-lost brother, Steve, with whome you arrange a hasty rendevous. He turns out to be really, really boring.

    I wish I had some pizza.
    C.A.

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    Granted, but it's covered in mold- and I don't mean the cheese.

    I wish I owned a world renown cheese factory.
    Bobo the Goat

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