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    Granted.

    But those are the only words you know and you now live in Spain.

    I wish that I knew everything about everything.

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    Granted, however the knowledge is beyond your puny verbalization skills causing you to fail to underrstand it.

    I wish we could just teleport our new refriderator into our kichen so we wouldn't have to take off the doors just to get it inside.
    Bobo the Goat

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    Granted, but it was accidentally transported into a kitchen in Florida, and since you can only teleport the fridge once, you now have to drive to get it.


    I wish I could find out why my computer occasionally makes a weird grinding noise and blows hot air out of the vents without having to take it to the shop...

    --DM--
    "When you catch an adjective, kill it. No, I don't mean utterly, but kill most of them—then the rest will be valuable." - Mark Twain

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    Granted.

    You find out. Unfortunately the forbidden knowledge causes you to go permanently insane. You're deported to a lunatic asylum in Poland, where you scratch a living selling life-sized models of Queen Elizabeth.

    I wish I was rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams.
    C.A.

  5. #15
    Granted- but you are so rich that your money is flowing in your house and you drown in it.

    I wish I didn't take pre-engineering (dumb class)

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    Granted. However, you wake up the next morning to find that all of your school records have vanished, along with any evidence that you ever existed.

    I wish I was so wealthy I never had to work again.
    That which could hunger, could starve. - Octavia Butler

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    Granted.

    You never do another days work in your life. You become bored, develop an interest in painting to pass the time, and during one frenetic session accidentally brutally stab yourself in the eye with a paintbrush.

    I wish I was Samuel L. Jackson.
    C.A.

  8. #18
    Granted, but since the factories that make sunglasses all burn down and are never rebuilt, you are never cool again.

    I wish I could speak fluent French.
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    A man is known by the company his mind keeps.--Thomas Bailey Aldrich

  9. #19
    Granted, but you can no longer speak english, so you get kicked out of the country for being an illegal alien and your shipped to iraq.

    I wish I could get strait A+'s in school.
    Yesterday, there was so many things I was never shown
    Suddenly this time I found I'm on the streets and I'm all alone
    'Cause yesterday's got nothin' for me
    Old pictures that I'll always see
    Time just fades the pages In my book of memories

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    Granted. But by an obscure quirk of fate, the lettering is reversed, and A's are now for Abominable.

    I wish the goblins would take me away. Right now.
    That which could hunger, could starve. - Octavia Butler

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