{un}holy?! haiku challenge - Page 576

Thread: {un}holy?! haiku challenge

  1. #5751
    Straitjackets both ends
    Let the lunatics go free
    Invite them to tea

  2. #5752
    invite them to tea
    give them each a hat to wear
    or ... on second thought
    Everything you want is just outside your comfort zone.
    — Robert G. Allen

  3. #5753
    Depends on who it is Annie.

    And as they sip tea
    from a Summer blue teacup
    They ask you for wine
    Last edited by Robbie; August 7th, 2018 at 02:38 AM.
    May we be true to both divinely implanted impulses—the yearning for God, and the hunger for knowledge—and know they are the same. John Keats

  4. #5754
    or...on second thought
    I think I’ll have the meatloaf
    and a side of pie

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  5. #5755
    And a side of pie
    Is Tuesday’s choice of desert
    I’ll have the rhubarb

  6. #5756
    I’ll have the rhubarb
    forced to sweeten one's palate
    but don't eat the leaves

  7. #5757
    But don’t eat the leaves
    Their oxalic acid kills
    It’s not worth the risk

  8. #5758
    "It’s not worth the risk,"
    said Trump to Boris Johnson,
    "get Gove to do it."

  9. #5759
    Get Gove to do it
    The poison chalice is his
    Boris saw to that

  10. #5760
    Boris saw to that
    with impeccable manners
    like any butler
    Everything you want is just outside your comfort zone.
    — Robert G. Allen


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