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Thread: {un}holy?! haiku challenge

  1. #4881
    Member Scarlett_156's Avatar
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    "Superstitions Lays"
    A brand of amulet-shaped
    Lucky 'tater chips.
    Will you ever write a story for which no character will have cause to reproach you? (Stephen R. Donaldson: "The Creator" to Thomas Covenant)

  2. #4882
    Lucky Tater Chips
    winner of the triple crown
    what a stupid name
    Dream big, fight hard, live proud!

  3. #4883
    What a stupid name
    Hotpoint Refrigerator
    Is it hot or cold?

  4. #4884
    Is it hot or cold?
    Fahrenheit or Celsius
    Thirty one degrees.
    Dream big, fight hard, live proud!

  5. #4885
    Thirty one degrees
    Farenheit or Celcius
    Damned thermometer

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    Damned thermometer
    Always stuck on thirty one
    It must be broken

  7. #4887
    It must be broken
    I'm sick of thirty one degrees
    So there, I broke it

  8. #4888
    So there I broke it
    It's really a stupid law
    Jeez, it's just litter
    Dream big, fight hard, live proud!

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    "Jeez, it's just litter"
    she said, a poorly raised girl
    polluting nature

  10. #4890
    polluting nature
    genetically-altered crops
    the new Velveeta
    Dream big, fight hard, live proud!

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