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  1. #4781
    year nine, bump and grind
    how can I leave this behind?
    a spinal tap dance
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    a spinal tap dance
    oxymorons on the loose
    going nowhere fast

  3. #4783
    going nowhere fast
    perpetual emotion
    saving the last dance
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    saving the last dance
    for the medless bipolar
    he can really swing

  5. #4785
    he can really swing
    the problem, however, is
    that he cannot hit
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    that he cannot hit
    is source of much frustration
    sad Pittsburgh Pirates

  7. #4787
    sad Pittsburgh Pirates
    they can beat the Cubs, but that's
    wee accomplishment
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    wee accomplishment
    a mighty stretch but dwarf can
    reach the urinal



    (sorry)

  9. #4789
    reach the urinal
    stand on a soapbox but don't
    eat the big white mints
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  10. #4790
    eat the big white mints
    they're sure to unblock your nose
    they even taste good

    (achoooooooooooooo)

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