{un}holy?! haiku challenge - Page 469


Thread: {un}holy?! haiku challenge

  1. #4681
    short dwarf, if you please
    him, he'll dance delightfully
    then kick your ankles
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  2. #4682
    Then kick your ankles
    together in mid-air, and
    dance another jig!
    Been a super long time since I've wandered the forums...

  3. #4683
    dance another jig
    with a drunken leprechaun
    kiss the blarney stone
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  4. #4684
    silverwriter
    Guest
    kiss the blarney stone
    much worse other things to kiss
    kissing fiesta

  5. #4685
    kissing fiesta
    of lips smooching body parts
    orgy predicted
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  6. #4686
    orgy predicted
    invitations extended
    no guests arrived

  7. #4687
    barefoot
    Guest
    no guests arrived
    invites mistakenly went
    to the local church

  8. #4688
    to the local church
    a priest and nun got married
    unholy union
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  9. #4689
    unholy union
    of deadly insect and man.
    death comes so quickly.
    Been a super long time since I've wandered the forums...

  10. #4690
    death comes so quickly
    to those who live free and pure
    life is meant for love
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

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