{un}holy?! haiku challenge - Page 468


Thread: {un}holy?! haiku challenge

  1. #4671
    searching for another
    who performs what the wife won't
    call girl expertise
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  2. #4672
    call girl expertise
    call plumber skill and tampons
    clog waste treatment plant

  3. #4673
    clog waste treatment plant
    with human disposables
    Corn Diarrhea

  4. #4674
    corn diarrhea
    caused by jolly green giant
    squats in the valley
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  5. #4675
    Squats in the valley
    Poor hobo counting his dimes
    Enough for "Harvey's"

  6. #4676
    enough for harvey's
    to serve greasy hamburgers
    the trans fat fries kill
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  7. #4677
    the trans fat fries kill
    as they serve it with a smile;
    drive-through mcdonalds

  8. #4678
    drive-through mcdonald's
    to zit-faced window server
    super size fake smile
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  9. #4679
    silverwriter
    Guest
    super size fake smile
    make it through another day
    don't super size me

  10. #4680
    Don't super-size me!
    I think I'd like to stay a
    short Dwarf, if you please!
    Been a super long time since I've wandered the forums...

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