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Thread: {un}holy?! haiku challenge

  1. #4661
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    seconds at snack bar
    to see the barmaids clevage
    i like i see nipple
    Last edited by Fantasy of You; August 16th, 2006 at 06:21 PM.
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    Author's Note:
    5-7-5 syllables, please.


    like i see nipple
    attached to big firm fat breasts
    it may be a cow
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

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    it may be a cow
    the udder droops low and sways
    I run: the toilets
    To write is human, to edit is divine.

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    I run: the toilets
    instantly clear of people
    the cubicle rocks
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  5. #4665
    the cubicle rocks
    when shift manager welcomes
    himself to Sue Ann

  6. #4666
    himself to Sue Ann--
    John gives his best beastly leap
    Landing on the desk

  7. #4667
    Landing on the desk
    meteorite sizzles melting
    freshly bought lap top

  8. #4668
    Freshly bought lap top
    A bit less than sixty gigs
    Too bad its not mine

  9. #4669
    Too bad its not mine
    Lips, hips scream satin softness
    already have wife

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    already have wife
    roaming the streets
    searching for another
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