{un}holy?! haiku challenge - Page 465


Thread: {un}holy?! haiku challenge

  1. #4641
    repo takes hardware
    and violates motherboard
    mega ram hard drive
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  2. #4642
    mega ram hard drive

    grinds infinite loops while boy

    poors more of milk shake

  3. #4643
    pours more of milk shake
    from a very pissed off cow
    all the udder nerve!
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  4. #4644
    all the udder nerve
    showers white gold onto small
    pox infested faces

  5. #4645
    pox infested faces
    featured in a commercial
    buy clearasil now
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  6. #4646
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    buy clearasil now
    it will clear your infectious
    diseases and zits

  7. #4647
    diseases and zits
    aren't good subjects at dinner
    send your date screaming
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  8. #4648
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    send your date screaming
    with this new mutant costume
    complete with ooze pores

  9. #4649
    complete with ooze pores
    and festering boils of pus
    mmm mmm how tasty
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  10. #4650
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    mmm mmm how tasty
    ingesting flesh and bone makes
    me a cannibal

    (i stole the last 2 lines from a song. sorry i couldn't resist)

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