{un}holy?! haiku challenge - Page 463


Thread: {un}holy?! haiku challenge

  1. #4621
    I prefer cocoa
    straight rather than boiled milk with
    yucky film of slime

  2. #4622
    silverwriter
    Guest
    yucky film of slime
    staredown with evil substance
    forget the cocoa

  3. #4623
    forget the cocoa
    beans but java roast into
    eggs juice and hash browns

  4. #4624
    silverwriter
    Guest
    eggs, juice, and hash browns
    the breakfast of champions
    go away, wheaties

  5. #4625
    go away, wheaties
    scram, you French toast tweed jackets
    here come low carb grub

  6. #4626
    silverwriter
    Guest
    here come low carb grub
    sweet, sweet cream and ground coffee
    a new diet change

  7. #4627
    a new diet change
    suntanned yanks replace pale Brits
    gourmet cannibal

  8. #4628
    silverwriter
    Guest
    gourmet cannibal
    yanks not intimidating
    like some pepper, sir?

  9. #4629
    like some pepper, sir
    on what you think is cow brains
    cleaned chainsaw glitters

  10. #4630
    silverwriter
    Guest
    cleaned chainsaw glitters
    ignorance is truly bliss
    then the truth comes out

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