{un}holy?! haiku challenge - Page 427


Thread: {un}holy?! haiku challenge

  1. #4261
    husband got web cam
    to expose his private parts
    boot up online tryst
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  2. #4262
    boot up online tryst
    surfers use cursor keys to
    control vibrator

  3. #4263
    control vibrator
    or else your orifice will
    never close again
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  4. #4264
    never close again
    buy beer all night, thank God for
    seven eleven

  5. #4265
    seven eleven
    daddy needs new pair of shoes
    the dice comes up craps
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  6. #4266
    the dice comes up craps
    lost all chips, wallet and wife
    blame it on snake eyes

  7. #4267
    blame it on snake eyes
    and learn to never ever
    flirt with a serpent
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  8. #4268
    flirt with a serpent
    should have been tried instead of
    biting the cursed apple

  9. #4269
    biting the cursed apple
    also broke adam's dentures
    dentist in eden?
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  10. #4270
    dentist in eden
    lived behind the walnut tree
    test number seven

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