{un}holy?! haiku challenge - Page 422


Thread: {un}holy?! haiku challenge

  1. #4211
    can rotate my tires
    can be pregnant and high heeled
    I can live with that

  2. #4212
    I can live with that
    but what I can not live with
    is messy baboon
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  3. #4213
    is messy baboon
    an ultimate nightmare for
    pedantic German?

  4. #4214
    pedantic german
    is less fun that high yiddish
    er ist ein dumkopf
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  5. #4215
    er ist ein dumkopf
    Ich bin ein shlecht shlamazel
    I spill borsht on you

  6. #4216
    I spill borscht on you
    ich bin ein grosse schlemiel
    a matzoh ball fight
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  7. #4217
    a matzoh ball fight
    is juried by hillbillies
    kosher for Pesach

  8. #4218
    kosher for pesach
    that which rises restricted
    all sex forbidden

    Author's Note:
    gotta run...shalom for now
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  9. #4219
    all sex forbidden
    girl pics and laugh verboten
    cool monastery!

  10. #4220
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    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    lost in the sonoran desert
    Posts
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    cool monastery!
    you guys have video games!
    pizza on tuesdays!
    "Words have no power to impress the mind with the exquisite horror of their reality." -Edgar Allan Poe
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