{un}holy?! haiku challenge - Page 416


Thread: {un}holy?! haiku challenge

  1. #4151
    Final kiss of death,
    From Azkaban Dementors.
    Soul sucked out your lips.
    Been a super long time since I've wandered the forums...

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    Soul sucked out your lips
    It's a weird new STD
    Causes instant death

  3. #4153
    Causes instant death
    to touch that live wire. Hey man,
    you'll die in a sec.
    Been a super long time since I've wandered the forums...

  4. #4154
    you'll die in a sec
    frying like crispy bacon
    yummy human flesh
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

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    yummy human flesh
    deep fried in animal fat
    great with dipping sauce
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    great with dipping sauce
    but even better breaded
    fry it in oil.

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    fry it in oil
    serve with processed cheese, garnish
    mmm, drive-thru cuisine
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    mmm, drive-thru cuisine
    soggy hamburgers with cheese
    roll up rim to win.

  9. #4159
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Hobo
    roll up rim to win.
    Haha. Only a Canuck would get that.


    roll up rim to win
    and use that cash to lose weight
    timbits on your thighs
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

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    timbits on your thighs
    nightly games of the police
    watch out for doughnuts.

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