{un}holy?! haiku challenge - Page 415


Thread: {un}holy?! haiku challenge

  1. #4141
    go cry, you big wimp
    and go and blow your big nose
    sound like honking goose
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  2. #4142
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    sound like honking goose
    Do geese actually honk?
    I find that funny.

  3. #4143
    I find that funny

    when haikus use dialog

    and inner voices

  4. #4144
    and inner voices
    suggest deep insanity
    they're all after me
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  5. #4145
    they're all after me
    tapped phone and hacked bank account
    dream of Katmandu

  6. #4146
    dream of katmandu
    turns to nightmare yak attack
    big horns in the night
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  7. #4147
    big horns in the night
    huge Bambi stuck in headlights
    moose crush on Chevy

  8. #4148
    moose crush on chevy
    turns to love affair with cars
    lips on cruise control
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  9. #4149
    lips on cruise control
    hands grasped phone, coke, fries
    double nickel and crash

  10. #4150
    double nickel and crash
    ends steamy peccadilo
    final kiss of death
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

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