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    Big Mac makes winner
    The headlines of the paper
    Ate winning numbers

  2. #3762
    Ate winning numbers
    and sat on toilet waiting
    laxative must work

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    Laxative must work
    Judgin by my brown pant stains
    Can't stand that bad smell

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    Can't stand that bad smell
    spotless house freed of mice but
    two skunks in rat trap

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    Two skunks in a rat trap
    Have you heard of that small place
    It's a nice restaurant

  6. #3766
    It's a nice restaurant
    lacquered chopsticks click china
    humble sushi cozy

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    Humble sushi cozy
    Inside my now full stomach
    It yearns to be free

  8. #3768
    It yearns to be free
    and waft around stratosphere
    indigestion gas

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    Indigestion gas
    Pungent bubbles of ill repute
    Oh why plague us now

  10. #3770
    Oh why plague us now
    Beavis ate Butthead's nachos
    Montezuma strikes

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