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  1. #3711
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    The distance to leap
    Is beyond your faculties
    Why don't you give up

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    Why don't you give up
    Your sad attempt at winning
    Since you have no hope?

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    Since you have no hope
    You have no reason to live
    Go, jump of that bridge

  4. #3714
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    Go, jump off that bridge
    an I'll give you twenty bucks
    If you survive it

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    If you survive it
    I won't give you twenty buck
    I'm a cheap bastard

  6. #3716
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    I'm a cheap bastard
    So cheap that I steal bic pens
    From the dollar store

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    From the dollar stor
    I immerged with more money
    Than I ecpected

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    Than I expected
    I removed my burnt cookies
    which tasted better

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    Which tasted better
    With a smidgeon of butter
    A topping of choice

  10. #3720
    A topping of choice
    Cream smeared on THC cakes
    Cheech and Chong heaven

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