{un}holy?! haiku challenge - Page 201


Thread: {un}holy?! haiku challenge

  1. #2001
    red tide washes in
    time for a new detergent
    domestic nightmare
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  2. #2002
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    domestic nightmare
    inhales bales of hay daily
    ponies up disasters
    "Tigers bloom where there's oodles of room." Zodiac Zoo

  3. #2003
    ponies up disaster

    yaks hunker down for snowsquall

    elephants ate beans.

  4. #2004
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    elephants ate beans
    Jack got trampled in stampede
    mammoth uprising
    "Tigers bloom where there's oodles of room." Zodiac Zoo

  5. #2005
    mammoth uprising

    stomp T-rexes and dynos

    before the ice age.

  6. #2006
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    before the ice age
    lakes harvested in winter
    preserved in sawdust
    "Tigers bloom where there's oodles of room." Zodiac Zoo

  7. #2007
    preserved in sawdust

    a severed head stares at me

    is this happening

  8. #2008
    preserved in sawdust
    blood on the abbatoir floor
    calf screams for mother
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

  9. #2009
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    calf screams for mother
    bawling recriminations
    for being thwarted
    "Tigers bloom where there's oodles of room." Zodiac Zoo

  10. #2010
    Hot hot hot hot hot

    Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

    Hot hot hot hot hot

    ---Sorry.
    DELICIOUS

    -CFH

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