Ralph Rotten is my real name.
Ralph Rotten is my real name.
It's my name. A contraction of my real name, Eric H. Bowen. I made the considered decision back during the days of CompuServe and VICmodems that I would not conceal my identity online. With very limited exceptions (mostly for sites which require in their Terms Of Service that you NOT use your real identity), I never have. Yes, I understand that there are very real risks to this decision; I accept the risks.
There are very few problems which cannot be solved with a suitable application of high explosives....
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--------Eric H. Bowen
The words came from one of my special ed students
several years ago. Every morning he’d get on the bus
and proclaim the day. If it was Monday morning, he’d
announce, happy Tuesday Eve! He was right, it was
Tuesday eve. For a while I wondered what was his
inspiration, my very brilliant deduction, deduced
Christmas of course....the meaning of ’eve’ had clicked
for him.
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‘Every man is guilty
of all the good he did not do’
Voltaire
It was either my real name or Ophiuchus.
I picked my real name because I figured if I'm going to be a published author, my name will be on the cover of my books anyway. There will probably even be a little bio in the back leaf about me. So why not use my real name here?
As for Ophiuchus, that's my favourite of the characters I've invented. He's an insane AI named after the Greek god, also called "the Serpent Bearer."
It's really cool reading your choices, it was a lovely read!
I'm The Takeaway Junkie because I work in a Takeaway, a small family owned shop in England. This is also the title of the first book i'm working on. I have always felt people view Chinese people in a takeaway with great stigma and a part of me writes to join this fabulous craft of creating, self deprecating, discipline and release, showing others stories locked inside and that perceptions should change.
Never judge a book by its cover, never judge a person behind the counter. There are many talented people hidden away cooking food, people left behind.
Takeaway Junkie
Some days my brain is my friend, other days it's my enemy.
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
I don't have a user name. I couldn't figure out why I'd get or want one. But now I wonder what I'm missing my not using a user name.
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