True Story

So I made myself a frozen margarita.
Had everything in the freezer since last night in their own respective containers (liquor, pineapples, sour apples, ice) + Limes in the Fridge.

I make my drink leaving some apples in the freezer.
I'm 1/3 of the way through and realizing...dang, I might've made this too strong.

Before heading to the freezer for my apples so's to freshen and dilute my drink in the blender,
I speak with my other half, realizing how clear my voice is despite my near drunkenness.

Get to the freezer and see my container of Tequila is still there.

It then hits me. I've been crashing from all the sugar content in my drink.