One thing that comes to mind is a MC coming across an ancient spell on page 26,567 of a Google search. It's an incantation for free electricity. He tries it out, finding that, by slightly altering the words, he can control it.
Seeing a pretty neighbor that often snubs him, he shocks her by shooting a controlled beam from a fingertip.
He then uses the spell on thousands of normal electrical devices, controlled as to, voltage, amperage, and wattage, selling free electricity to the public, incidentally putting power companies out of business. Soon electrical transportation takes over. Buy an electrical car and never pay another cent for fuel. Start a factory with one of his outlets and laugh at electric bills.
Finally: A huge Demon walked through fiery chambers toward his Master’s lair. He opened a normal appearing door at the other end of the vastly-overheated chamber.
Master Satan was found sitting on an asbestos sofa watching his favorite show, “The Simpsons,” on television. It had been fifty years since Harry retired to a country in the Far East with his 100 million dollars.
When the show was over -- nobody interrupted the Master while it was on -- the aide approached Satan. “You wanted me, sir?”
Satan grinned and told him, “Yes, Beezle. I think it's time to turn off that huge generator in the basement.”
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