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    I actually love being condescended to by people who don't know me or what I've done in my lifetime. I especially like it if they treat me rudely because they are the customer in a retail environment. I'll bet it's because they are so strong and have such amazing control in the other areas of their lives. "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
    Sometimes, I wrestle with my demons. Other times, we just snuggle.

  2. #12
    Due to an enormous IQ I have never had an emotional breakdown while studying into the wee hours of the morning.
    Because being blessed with such a brain means there is no need for studying.

  3. #13
    I get tired of my servants. The gardener woke me from my nap by mowing outside my window and I have my suspicions about the maid and my cold cream that went missing. Last week the cook went home early, blubbering about a death in the family or something. Think my life is easy? You try it, honey.

  4. #14
    "No officer, I wasn't tailgating you. I was drafting."

    Home for sale. Beachfront view. Glamis, CA.

    I did not murder that man. He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.

  5. #15
    Puke on my couch kitty and it will be the last thing you ever do!

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Hewlett View Post
    Tomorrow is my first day as a linguistics professor at Yale, but I'm gonna have to call out as my sister just landed on the moon, and she needs my support.
    That one was almost as bad as all the republican senators who called in sick the other day...then showed up at the CPAC rally.

  7. #17
    I love it when newbies find old threads. It's like walking down memory lane
    When the night has come
    And the land is dark
    And the moon is the only light we'll see
    I won't be afraid, no I won't be afraid
    Just as long as you stand by me.

  8. #18
    If you drive a car, the government is tracking your movements. Check your tires, do you see the small antennae poking out from inside the rim, with a tiny threaded cap?

    Told ya, you should cut them off and take back your freedom!

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    Mark Wahlberg is a very gifted actor.
    He is a very gifted actor. Have u even seen Magic Mike???
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  10. #20
    A genius at making shit up with exceptional stability
    a legend in his own lunch hour
    a business man who ended up with millions
    by starting out with billions

    Best sloppy joe
    i bought a tee shirt and the cap
    We are the measure of all things. And the beauty of our creation, of our art is proportional to the beauty of ourselves of our souls. Jonas Mekas

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