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  1. January 14th, 2020, 07:59 PM #11
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    I actually love being condescended to by people who don't know me or what I've done in my lifetime. I especially like it if they treat me rudely because they are the customer in a retail environment. I'll bet it's because they are so strong and have such amazing control in the other areas of their lives. "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
    Sometimes, I wrestle with my demons. Other times, we just snuggle.
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  2. January 14th, 2020, 09:00 PM #12
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    Due to an enormous IQ I have never had an emotional breakdown while studying into the wee hours of the morning.
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    Because being blessed with such a brain means there is no need for studying.
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  3. January 14th, 2020, 09:54 PM #13
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    I get tired of my servants. The gardener woke me from my nap by mowing outside my window and I have my suspicions about the maid and my cold cream that went missing. Last week the cook went home early, blubbering about a death in the family or something. Think my life is easy? You try it, honey.










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  4. January 15th, 2020, 04:31 AM #14
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    "No officer, I wasn't tailgating you. I was drafting."

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    I did not murder that man. He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
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  5. January 27th, 2020, 11:22 PM #15
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    Puke on my couch kitty and it will be the last thing you ever do!
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  6. February 28th, 2021, 02:47 AM #16
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    Tomorrow is my first day as a linguistics professor at Yale, but I'm gonna have to call out as my sister just landed on the moon, and she needs my support.
    That one was almost as bad as all the republican senators who called in sick the other day...then showed up at the CPAC rally.
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  7. February 28th, 2021, 03:54 AM #17
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    I love it when newbies find old threads. It's like walking down memory lane
    When the night has come
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  8. February 28th, 2021, 04:39 AM #18
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    If you drive a car, the government is tracking your movements. Check your tires, do you see the small antennae poking out from inside the rim, with a tiny threaded cap?

    Told ya, you should cut them off and take back your freedom!
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  9. February 28th, 2021, 07:05 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by KenTR View Post
    Mark Wahlberg is a very gifted actor.
    He is a very gifted actor. Have u even seen Magic Mike???
    ​Some girls are made of Supernova’s,Moonbeam dances ,Stardust sprinkles,Forest Witches and Crows Kisses ~ RR
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  10. March 1st, 2021, 09:34 AM #20
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    A genius at making shit up with exceptional stability
    a legend in his own lunch hour
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    by starting out with billions

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