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  1. #11
    I actually love being condescended to by people who don't know me or what I've done in my lifetime. I especially like it if they treat me rudely because they are the customer in a retail environment. I'll bet it's because they are so strong and have such amazing control in the other areas of their lives. "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
    Sometimes, I wrestle with my demons. Other times, we just snuggle.

  2. #12
    Due to an enormous IQ I have never had an emotional breakdown while studying into the wee hours of the morning.
    Because being blessed with such a brain means there is no need for studying.

  3. #13
    I get tired of my servants. The gardener woke me from my nap by mowing outside my window and I have my suspicions about the maid and my cold cream that went missing. Last week the cook went home early, blubbering about a death in the family or something. Think my life is easy? You try it, honey.

  4. #14
    "No officer, I wasn't tailgating you. I was drafting."

    Home for sale. Beachfront view. Glamis, CA.

    I did not murder that man. He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.

  5. #15
    Puke on my couch kitty and it will be the last thing you ever do!

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