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  1. January 10th, 2020, 11:26 PM #1
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    Liar liar, pants on fire...

    Outrageous lies and Trump sized exaggeration only

    I have a gold mine in the back garden, anyone fancy investing?

    My dog ate my homework and excreted a dissertation.
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  2. January 10th, 2020, 11:56 PM #2
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    i wrote a perfect story.
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  3. January 11th, 2020, 05:18 PM #3
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    It's fine. Everything is fine. No need to worry.
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    Non-conformists are evil and must be punished.
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    Close institutions of higher learning.
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    Mark Wahlberg is a very gifted actor.
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    Everyone is different.
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    I write the finest best sellers by throwing darts at the dictionary. A result of high I.Q. and stable genius. The fake news press will try to deny it. They don't fool anyone.
    I threw a glance at humankind and saw them treacherous and feeble.
    Severe judges, cruel, unkind and fools who are always close to evil.
    Before their frightful, anxious mob, indifferent hate forever rages.
    Not learnt the lessons from the ages!
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    I wish it would be cold all year round. I really enjoy it.
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    The answer
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    from donut throwers
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    controlled and patrolled
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    only I
    have the correct tape
    to place in the window.

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