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    the christmas special II (2019)

    original thread 12/07/2010-12/23/2018

    Quote Originally Posted by Olly Buckle View Post
    The Christmas Special
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    There have been some Christmas themed limericks in the limerick thread and it made me think, ďWhy not re-write the twelve days of Christmas taking it in turns with a line each.Ē Stay as close as you can to the metre and rhythm of the original, but drift as far as you like from the sense.

    Here is the original list for reference
    A partridge in a pear tree
    Two turtle doves
    Three French hens
    Four calling birds
    Five gold rings
    Six geese a laying
    Seven swans a swimming
    Eight maids a milking
    Nine ladies dancing
    Ten lords a leaping
    Eleven pipers piping
    Twelve drummers drumming.
    Now go:-

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...
    " I like it, but I donít get it." - Megan WF April LM Challenge

    "Hereby copyright for all things Xonian and Xxildurim is transferred to one named -xXx-" - Mish The Question Game 2458

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    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...

    a small fridge filled with tasty
    " I like it, but I donít get it." - Megan WF April LM Challenge

    "Hereby copyright for all things Xonian and Xxildurim is transferred to one named -xXx-" - Mish The Question Game 2458

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    On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...
    two brittle cloves

    and
    a small fridge filled with tasty
    " I like it, but I donít get it." - Megan WF April LM Challenge

    "Hereby copyright for all things Xonian and Xxildurim is transferred to one named -xXx-" - Mish The Question Game 2458

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    On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...
    three bench ends

    two brittle cloves
    and
    a small fridge filled with tasty
    " I like it, but I donít get it." - Megan WF April LM Challenge

    "Hereby copyright for all things Xonian and Xxildurim is transferred to one named -xXx-" - Mish The Question Game 2458

    i wrote this:
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    On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...
    four cawl-in-beards

    three bench ends
    two brittle cloves
    and
    a small fridge filled with tasty
    " I like it, but I donít get it." - Megan WF April LM Challenge

    "Hereby copyright for all things Xonian and Xxildurim is transferred to one named -xXx-" - Mish The Question Game 2458

    i wrote this:
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    On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...
    five random things

    four cawl-in-beards
    three bench ends
    two brittle cloves
    and
    a small fridge filled with tasty
    " I like it, but I donít get it." - Megan WF April LM Challenge

    "Hereby copyright for all things Xonian and Xxildurim is transferred to one named -xXx-" - Mish The Question Game 2458

    i wrote this:
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    On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...
    six greased ball bearings

    five random things

    four cawl-in-beards
    three bench ends
    two brittle cloves
    and
    a small fridge filled with tasty
    " I like it, but I donít get it." - Megan WF April LM Challenge

    "Hereby copyright for all things Xonian and Xxildurim is transferred to one named -xXx-" - Mish The Question Game 2458

    i wrote this:
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    On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...
    seven schwinns a skimming

    six greased ball bearings

    five random things

    four cawl-in-beards
    three bench ends
    two brittle cloves
    and
    a small fridge filled with tasty
    " I like it, but I donít get it." - Megan WF April LM Challenge

    "Hereby copyright for all things Xonian and Xxildurim is transferred to one named -xXx-" - Mish The Question Game 2458

    i wrote this:
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    On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...
    eight grades of caulking

    seven schwinns a skimming
    six greased ball bearings

    five random things

    four cawl-in-beards
    three bench ends
    two brittle cloves
    and
    a small fridge filled with tasty
    " I like it, but I donít get it." - Megan WF April LM Challenge

    "Hereby copyright for all things Xonian and Xxildurim is transferred to one named -xXx-" - Mish The Question Game 2458

    i wrote this:
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    On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...
    nine ladles blanching

    eight grades of caulking
    seven schwinns a skimming
    six greased ball bearings

    five random things

    four cawl-in-beards
    three bench ends
    two brittle cloves
    and
    a small fridge filled with tasty
    " I like it, but I donít get it." - Megan WF April LM Challenge

    "Hereby copyright for all things Xonian and Xxildurim is transferred to one named -xXx-" - Mish The Question Game 2458

    i wrote this:
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