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    A Summer of Deception

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    Sounds like something I would do. Hahahaha....

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    I used to only use a reel mower. Broke my boy in on that masochistic muscle builder. Ankle-high grass? Makes a man tough quick-like.
    I eventually saw the utility of a quality Honda mower. Push / walk behind. NOT self-propelled. But I still miss the woosh woosh woosh of the reel mower.
    Someday, I may "invest" on a sit-on-my-arse bloated beast mower. But my time just ain't as valuable as a decent cardiovascular grass demolition session. That smell.

    But seriously. How many cup holders? Dolby 5.1 Surround Sound? Lumbar support?
    What do ya get these days as standard equipment? Think I'd better check my FICO score.
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    Very linear explanation without enough sugar and spice.

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    I didn't like doing it either, so we got a gardener who comes every Wednesday. Big young lad, gets it done in half the time I could.

    My wife now wears a dress on Wednesdays … weird!

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