I doubt that the Germans even know what a hyphen is but I have frequent debates with the spelling checker on my computer about which English compound words need a hyphen. Personally I put one in when it makes them easier to read but not otherwise. When reading the solution to a crossword puzzle once I read the word "earache" and for a moment didn't realise that it was a combination of two words and hence couldn't even work out how to pronounce it, let alone recognise it as a word that I knew. It must have been all those little boxes getting in the way that confused me. Therefore even common usage and the shortness of a word isn't necessarily that relevant.
When exactly does a "windscreen wiper" get upgraded to a "windscreen-wiper" and ultimately a "windscreenwiper" and who decides? I imagine that for it to be accepted as the Queen's English Her Majesty would have to sign some form of proclamation, but I doubt that the promotion of "windscreen-wiper" to "windscreenwiper" would appear in her birthday honours list.
That said, there was the case of the loin of beef served at the banquet to welcome King James the first (first of England anyway) to Lancashire centuries ago. He is said to have been so impressed with the joint that he knighted it, making it Sir Loin, or was that Sir-Loin as I have seen it written in some versions of the tale, and was there some similar protocol to follow when it finally became sirloin?
Seriously though (Actually I thought I was already being serious.) how does one decide whether to hyphenate? Today my angel asked me how to write "pillbox" in a post and I told her to do it the same way as "letterbox", which seemed logical to me, but I'm not the sort to go running to find a dictionary whenever my spelling checker rebukes me for failing to insert a hyphen or even write two words separately. Fortunately the computer that I am currently using doesn't have one active, so I can type what I like. I think I'd better read this post back now and check for spelling mistakes then.
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