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    How NOT to Write

    Just for fun. How not to write. It can be procrastination ideas, bad habits, or humourous observations. All that is required is that it is a pitfall to the productive writing.

    If one is goat wrangling, then they are not writing.

    Weeding the garden.

    Doing dishes...

    Youtube...

    Singular wit puns...Too much time spent explaining. Where is the humour in that?
    Last edited by Darkkin; July 11th, 2018 at 12:36 AM.


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    I spend a lot of time reflecting... get it? Reflecting... never mind.
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    I'd been worldbuilding something for three hours, when I accidentally knocked my bowl of cereal onto the paper. Turns out it really is worth crying over spilt milk.

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    Tangential background reading...because the dog is sleep in your lap, (and unwritten pet law states, thou shalt no move and risk waking the fuzzy.).
    Last edited by Darkkin; July 12th, 2018 at 08:48 PM.


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    If i'm on writingforums.com, i'm not writing.

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    Lays down in bed.
    Mind is teetering on the edge of waking and sleeping.
    Gets an idea worth writing about.
    Too late.
    You're asleep now.
    Good luck remembering it in the morning.

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    I have a ton of family photos.
    I like to go through them and caption 'em.


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    fruitless mind = empty pages
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    ‘Every man is guilty
    of all the good he did not do’

    Voltaire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snelbrouler View Post
    Lays down in bed.
    Mind is teetering on the edge of waking and sleeping.
    Gets an idea worth writing about.
    Too late.
    You're asleep now.
    Good luck remembering it in the morning.
    Got THAT T-shirt.
    If i post a comment on a "WIP", LOOK! I'm a reader that's all, and i can only tell how i feel, as a READER, giving/offering feedback. Hoping to learn and grow here. So please, tell me where i'm going wrong.

    Me? I'm just a fly on the wall.

    Look! I'm trying, okay?

    One can but dream, if only i had dared.

    "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of the strong" Mahatma Gandhi.
    Alas, i am weak.

    I must find a way to Eastbourne and i so wish that i could dance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TuesdayEve View Post
    fruitless mind = empty pages
    Don't I know it.

    Fruitless mind fruitless life.

    When you so want to say, so much, but you have nothing to say.
    If i post a comment on a "WIP", LOOK! I'm a reader that's all, and i can only tell how i feel, as a READER, giving/offering feedback. Hoping to learn and grow here. So please, tell me where i'm going wrong.

    Me? I'm just a fly on the wall.

    Look! I'm trying, okay?

    One can but dream, if only i had dared.

    "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of the strong" Mahatma Gandhi.
    Alas, i am weak.

    I must find a way to Eastbourne and i so wish that i could dance.

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