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    I Am A Kitten

    Here's the link to the Natasha Bedingfield song "Unwritten":
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7k0a5hYnSI


    I Am A Kitten
    By Underd0g


    I am a kitten
    I'll be a cat
    Imagine that
    I'm so annoying
    Your life is so bland
    I'll lend a hand

    Daring you to leave out some fish stew
    Watching as you play Nintendo
    Though the toys you buy so cheery bright, I am color blind

    Breaching the boxes with persistence
    And a moth so close I chased it
    Affection with conditions
    Squeal with pain once again
    Rocking chairs are looking for you
    Look a shoe I can fit in
    Leather belts, leather belts
    They smell just like chicken strips
    Not concerned if I'm housebroken
    Notice please which way you're strokin'
    That's my fur... not your own skin

    Take note I'm just a kitten

    Oh oh oh,

    I've no contrition
    I live nine lives, with no guidelines
    It is my mission, to give you headaches
    You don't want me to spray

    Herring is the meal I'll come home to
    Hate canned food but you know that though
    When you put it on the plate, it wastes your time/I don't mind

    Teaching me about coexistence
    Save your breath you don't want to waste it
    Black cats bring superstitions
    Please explain now and then
    As you leave, I have to make do
    Makes me take it on the chin
    Catnip helps, catnip helps
    When you go, APOCOLYPSE!
    Couldn't be much more outspoken
    In a sink that you put soap in
    Bath time is... where enjoyment ends...

    Remember I'm a kitten.

    Glaring at the fish tank before me
    Wondering why it's not my sushi
    I could hunt outdoors if I weren't so inside and confined

    Screeching, for reasons with insistence
    Lost my toy 'cause I misplaced it

    Won't go to the physician!


    Seal the snacks once again
    No one else can seal it for you
    They get stale if air gets in

    Broke the shelf! Broke the shelf!

    I sneak out the fish and chips

    I'm not all that touchy feely
    What I am is scratchy bleedy

    Today is when you forgive sins
    Peel the couch of its skin
    No one else sharpens claws for you
    Ornaments that you brought in
    Christmas bells Christmas bells
    When I jump sometimes I slip

    I'm outside, the door was open
    Brings to you so much emotion

    Boldly scratch on someone's shin

    You know I'm just a kitten

    Just a little kitten




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    I like it, it has some rough edges. I am not a lyricist
    poeticly I think it has potential.

    ‘Coffee, Tea and Other Beverages’
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    Quote Originally Posted by TuesdayEve View Post
    I like it, it has some rough edges. I am not a lyricist
    poeticly I think it has potential.
    Maybe I didn't make myself understood. This is a parody in the style of Weird Al Yankovic.
    I substituted the words for an existing song.
    The link is at the top.
    If you look at my profile, say "Hi!" But not in a creepy way.

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    Oh Jeez, now it makes more sense.

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    I don't know if you're still on this forum, but I just wanted you to know that I made this account just to tell you that I thought your lyrics were hilarious (I'm familiar with the original, and you got the flow pretty close). Loved it

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