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    The Flatulents* were members of a Christian sect who publicly whipped themselves as penance for their sins.

    *Flagellants

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    Originally Posted by Rookish Ceasar made few, perhaps no tactical bundles during his campaigns.

    A handyman could fix any odd thing, he was a man of many talons.

    With disgust she flung one of her semantic pulp novels at his huddled form.

    The detectives were puzzled: How could the brutaly mangoed corpse have been secreted within the Oval office with no one witnessing the act?

    A soundbite is a burp from a greater segment of speech.

    It was a freezing, froggy night with fell mists enveloping the hamlet.

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    It was his first performance on stage and got a standing vocation. The clamps filled the entire moratorium.







    Last edited by SilverMoon; July 13th, 2019 at 08:57 PM.
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    Shouldn't that be a 'Standing ovulation' ?
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    Olly stayed on for the duration of the ovulation and accordion to the morning paper's renew the perfumer had made stage history.
    “The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot.”
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    He was into trans and dental medication.
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    He was very pacific about how he found the corps.
    Her: I love my computer! All of my friends are in there!
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