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    "Ahh, letter stay here forever."

    Sorry, that's a pun , not a malaprop.
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    Came across the phrase 'bubonic plagarist', that should be used, but I expect there will be a lot of water passed under the bridge before it is.
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    Olly, I don't want to get the bubonic plague! Cause it will give me...

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    "I almost had a car accident - it might have been a collusion."
    "Self-righteousness never straddles the political fence."

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    "The bible says to love your neighbor. It's obvious that over the centuries it has been interpreted as the opposite."
    (sarcasm alert)

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    M- That very well might have been the collusion!

    Glad you're safe....
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    Glad you're safe....
    *quote

    Same here
    "Self-righteousness never straddles the political fence."

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    "The bible says to love your neighbor. It's obvious that over the centuries it has been interpreted as the opposite."
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    All is good! Pouring rain so my car is getting a free wash!
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    Mrs. Malaprop said she would no longer be strapping a knock-off Louis Vuitton handbag. Yesterday, she purchased one in real leper.
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    Ceasar made few, perhaps no tactical bundles during his campaigns.

    A handyman wou could fix any odd thing, he was a man of many talons.

    With disgust she flung one of her semantic pulp novels at his huddled form.

    The detectives were puzzled: How could the brutaly mangoed corpse have been secreted within the Oval office with no one witnessing the act?

    A soundbite is a burp from a greater segment of speech.

    It was a freezing, froggy night with fell mists enveloping the hamlet.

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    My grandmother, Mrs. Malaprop, made certain I had a single dorm my Freshman year.

    I wrote her a thank you note:

    "Dear Nana, thank you for making this arrangement for me. I don't think I could have tolerated living with a ruminate. As you know, my manger will be English Littlericher and will be making good use of the saurus you sent me. I shall take your advice and stay away from the buoys as they will only be a subtraction from my studies. And I promise I will make it to the Dean's list and send it off to you promptly as you requested. Love from your niece, the perspiring writer."
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