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    Accidentally hit “thanks.” On my phone. Good one.
    There was never a great genius without a trace of madness. Attributed to Aristotle.

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    We all remaind gracious when Mrs. Malaprop handed us her new calling card which read "Lady of the Manner"
    “The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot.”
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    I went to the coffee house this morning and heard the lady in front of me order "decapitated coffee"...... hope she likes it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nellie View Post
    I went to the coffee house this morning and heard the lady in front of me order "decapitated coffee"...... hope she likes it.
    Is that the really strong one that blows your head off
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    Quote Originally Posted by Olly Buckle View Post
    Is that the really strong one that blows your head off

    Must be!!

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    Mrs. Malaprop shared that she had way too much to drink at the party the other night and woke up in the morning feeling just terribly lucid.
    “The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot.”
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    I don't know which president has said the most inappropriate things, but given Trump has only been in a year, surely he will be the winner.

    Here's one from G.W. Bush:


    "Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.

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    Mrs. Malaprop and I were out dining. Before drinks were served I noticed her staring at a man at the next table. She slowly turned to me and whispered...

    "I do believe that man over there is bald. He is wearing an utterly wretched touche on his head."
    Last edited by SilverMoon; March 9th, 2018 at 12:07 AM.
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    I sighed when he enveloped me in his arms.
    “The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverMoon View Post
    I sighed when he enveloped me in his arms.
    "Ahh, letter stay here forever."

    Sorry, that's a pun , not a malaprop.
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