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  1. #71
    Quote Originally Posted by TKent View Post
    FM, take it from me, a vibrator is cheaper

    Yeah.. I maXXed out my credit card for some toys... with.. FREE RECHARGABLE batteries.. BUT.... they have NOT arrived yet, and neither have I... Back to the Doritos and ice cream....
    She lost herself in the trees,
    among the ever-changing leaves.
    She wept beneath the wild sky
    as stars told stories of ancient times.
    The flowers grew toward her light,
    the river called her name at night.
    She could not live an ordinary life,
    with the mysteries of the universe
    hidden in her eyes....
    Author: Christy Ann Martine

    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

  2. #72
    Quote Originally Posted by midnightpoet View Post
    There's a sucker born every minute
    you job to go out and skin it
    just sell your soul
    you'll have pockets of gold
    just lie and you'll be sure to win it.


    Dear DEAR midnight... you have been in my brownies ...again! Save one for meee.... I need it tonight...
    She lost herself in the trees,
    among the ever-changing leaves.
    She wept beneath the wild sky
    as stars told stories of ancient times.
    The flowers grew toward her light,
    the river called her name at night.
    She could not live an ordinary life,
    with the mysteries of the universe
    hidden in her eyes....
    Author: Christy Ann Martine

    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

  3. #73
    Quote Originally Posted by TKent View Post
    FM, take it from me, a vibrator is cheaper
    Hold up, I dropped my binoculars. Almost fell out of this tree, too.

    "Life is a risk; so is writing. You have to love it." ~ Richard Matheson

  4. #74
    I needed to be a sinner
    when she asked me out to dinner.
    She wanted some flattery,
    but flattened her battery -
    now she’s a whole lot thinner.


  5. #75
    Last night, I was in bed, not eating Doritos... after watching another asinine infomercial about men who have "UNSIGHTLY BALDNESS"... How it was "SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE" to have hair on their chest, and none on their head.. and women who are suffering from Turkey Neck syndrome ... well. I got pissed... I am NEVER going to be "socially acceptable".... and I don't wannabe! Screwit! I am goin it alone.. no more infomercials... BUT... I found this program about "THE END OF TIME".... seems like the world is going to implode in 2018... I was hoping it would destruct before Hillary takes the oval office...Anyway.....
    She lost herself in the trees,
    among the ever-changing leaves.
    She wept beneath the wild sky
    as stars told stories of ancient times.
    The flowers grew toward her light,
    the river called her name at night.
    She could not live an ordinary life,
    with the mysteries of the universe
    hidden in her eyes....
    Author: Christy Ann Martine

    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

  6. #76
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    Never say never Firemagic.
    If i post a comment on a "WIP", LOOK! I'm a reader that's all, and i can only tell how i feel, as a READER, giving/offering feedback. Hoping to learn and grow here. So please, tell me where i'm going wrong.

    Me? I'm just a fly on the wall.

    Look! I'm trying, okay?

    One can but dream, if only i had dared.

    "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of the strong" Mahatma Gandhi.
    Alas, i am weak.

    I must find a way to Eastbourne and i so wish that i could dance.

  7. #77
    Eh, Dith... I didn't want to say on the other... but keen-wah has been known to shrink your boullies. Next thing you know you feel like blubbering once a month for nuthin. Yeah, let me tell you...moderation.
    Miss Fire...scuze me: Mzz Fire, your post was getting me sentimental for Ron Popeel and K-tel. Pocket fisherman, and I know every tune in the world for 5 notes, and five notes only.

  8. #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin View Post
    Eh, Dith... I didn't want to say on the other... but keen-wah has been known to shrink your boullies. Next thing you know you feel like blubbering once a month for nuthin. Yeah, let me tell you...moderation.
    Miss Fire...scuze me: Mzz Fire, your post was getting me sentimental for Ron Popeel and K-tel. Pocket fisherman, and I know every tune in the world for 5 notes, and five notes only.
    At my age, who cares?
    If i post a comment on a "WIP", LOOK! I'm a reader that's all, and i can only tell how i feel, as a READER, giving/offering feedback. Hoping to learn and grow here. So please, tell me where i'm going wrong.

    Me? I'm just a fly on the wall.

    Look! I'm trying, okay?

    One can but dream, if only i had dared.

    "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of the strong" Mahatma Gandhi.
    Alas, i am weak.

    I must find a way to Eastbourne and i so wish that i could dance.

  9. #79
    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin View Post
    Eh, Dith... I didn't want to say on the other... but keen-wah has been known to shrink your boullies. Next thing you know you feel like blubbering once a month for nuthin. Yeah, let me tell you...moderation.
    Miss Fire...scuze me: Mzz Fire, your post was getting me sentimental for Ron Popeel and K-tel. Pocket fisherman, and I know every tune in the world for 5 notes, and five notes only.

    LMAO!!! OOOO!!! Gordon Lightfoot!!! Sundown..... MZZ Firrre's favorite song....well...One of my favs.....
    She lost herself in the trees,
    among the ever-changing leaves.
    She wept beneath the wild sky
    as stars told stories of ancient times.
    The flowers grew toward her light,
    the river called her name at night.
    She could not live an ordinary life,
    with the mysteries of the universe
    hidden in her eyes....
    Author: Christy Ann Martine

    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

  10. #80
    Quote Originally Posted by dither View Post
    At my age, who cares?


    Dither....
    She lost herself in the trees,
    among the ever-changing leaves.
    She wept beneath the wild sky
    as stars told stories of ancient times.
    The flowers grew toward her light,
    the river called her name at night.
    She could not live an ordinary life,
    with the mysteries of the universe
    hidden in her eyes....
    Author: Christy Ann Martine

    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
    love leaves a memory no one can steal....
    Author unknown.

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