I am depressed... I was in bed last night, eating Dorito's , using cherry chocolate ice cream for a dip, and this infomercial came on... well thank goodness I watched it. THEY said that ALL women start gaining weight after the age of 30, cause your metabolism slooooows way down.. AND there is NOTHING I can do about it by myself! THEY said EVERYONE KNOWS that being FAT is socially UNACCEPTABLE !!!! You will NOT get your DREAM JOB, forget about EVER having sex again, cause you will be passed by for a SKINNY GIRL.. well, I guiltily pulled my hand out of the almost empty FAMILY SIZE Dorito bag... I was freeeeakin out! BUT.. GOOD NEWS! They can help! For 139.00 a month, THEY will ship , right to my door, this Scientific break through wonder pill! I can eat anything I want, and not gain a single pound!!!! WOW...I am so glad I saw that infomercial ...as soon as I get my credit card paid down, I will order, cause who wants to be "SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE".... [ and never have sex...]...
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